I would but...

Its going to start off with a general party invitation and the next person response by saying "I would but..." and gives a crazy/insane/funny excuse and then invites you to a new event or party.

General Party Invite
Hey, I'm having a party you should stop by.

I'll start:

I would but my giraf just gave birth this morning.

You should come to the baby-shower.

i would but I am too tall

you should step by the world wide gamer party

I would but my computer refuses to go anywhere until it has been given a complete makeover by the "Fabulous Five"

You should join it and get a makeover

i would but i am already one of the fabulous five

you should step by and see my large and exciting collection of cup-noodles

I would, but I'm on a strict "No eating innocent orphan babies diet" for the next month or so, and theres no way I'm going to be able to look at noodles without wanting a snack...


Which reminds me, you should stop by and make me dinner

I would but you can't eat your self

step by to the cannabalism party

I would but I'm a vegan

Come join me in our little happy-social circle of protest against crueltry to animals

i would but i just bought a huge grill that i want to test on a baby dolphin

which reminds me, you should drop by and enjoy the ecco thats she makes when she is burned alive

I would but I have to play dungeons and dragons today

With reminds me you should step by and participate

I would, but I got better things to do than sit in your moms basement, pretending to be elves and fairies...

Who am I kidding? I havent got anything better to do, but I just don't want to...

Come join me in my project to abolish all roleplaying games

(Just kidding, I'll see you later in said basement. Can't wait to play an elf again )

I would but One on't cross beams gone out askew on't treadle

You step by to the Spanish Inquisition

I would, but a LARP I'm participating in got out of control and now we're kinda sailing an old Viking boat on an impromptu raid of England.

When you're done with torturing innocents, you should join us in our looting of England

I would but the roman division i am in are launching an offensive again Hedens in the north

you should join the bloodshed and havoc that we will bring the Germans

I would, but my step half sister's newphew on her mothers side, twice removed is having a baby, and even though I don't share any blood or kinship with either of the parents, I'm still going to use it as an excuse not to go.


You should join me in my D&D campaign which will be held in secret as to not alert you to my phoney excuses not to do anything else. Also, there will be pancakes

I would but the pancakes will TPK us so I find it unnecessary to come, besides My male dog is having a puppy

You should be there at its birth

I would, but unfortunately I have to be in Boston to drink tea, specifically on that day (yes, I have to be there on that day even though you never gave me a specific date)

You should come with me, there'll be cake

I would but the I will not make the god of cake angry by eating his son

Someone should join me in my quest for Camelot

I would, but I already found it last week.

You should come with me on this epic crusade to storm the gates of hell. We'll go in my spaceship, The Pink Warrior

I would, but my mom won't let me, as she claims anything pink is bound to be bad company.

You should come join us for dinner, though.

i would but i am in india and feel to stingy to pay the rickshaw man 40 Rs (4kr) to take me there

you should join me in eating holy candy to strengthen the weak sun

I would, but strengthening the sun would expose my glitery skin, as i have just recently been turned into a gayish vampire-thing by a random attack from a rabid teenage-girl.

You could come and listen to the classical music she brought with her, though.

I would but she accidently her radio

You should accidently that coke

I would, but I don't drink coke. I only drink tea brewed on the tears of dying virgins...

You should come to my teaparty, there'll be cake =)